Man spends night face down in poo

Septic tank snares D.M. man

A man fell into his septic and became lodged face down when he tried to fix a blockage. His wife later saw his feet poking up in the air and called rescuers.

As the only person to spend a full day with his face in human feces, he may be the only person in the US really qualified to vote in the 2008 presidential elections.

LewisC