Video: The Human (Sheep) Torch

Here is a video on CNN about a guy who made his own sheep costume for Halloween out of cotton balls and then caught on fire at a bar. Yes, he went to a place where people were smoking wearing 100% cotton and glue.

He's had skin grafts and is still having issues with burns over 45% of his body. I think there is a lesson here kiddies! Making your own sheep costume is baaaaaaaaad.

Did you see that one coming?

Coke vs Pepsi: The Throwdown!

A rivalry gone too far? Pepsi kicks Coke's ass? A pepsi driver attacks a coke driver in a Wal-Mart parking lot.



Maybe they should cut down on the caffeine.

Trade a Kidney for a Vacuum?

This is weird with a good twist. A vacuum salesman walks into a bar. Just kidding.

A vacuum salesman knocks on a door. A guy answers and tell the salesman he can't afford a vacuum cleaner because he's saving for a kidney transplant. One thing led to another and the salesman gave up a kidney. Now THAT is a salesman!

From CNN: Sales call leads to kidney donation

This guy should be banned from selling cars. He'd give his left nut for a camaro!

Can you imagine this guy selling houses? Ow.

NY City Admits to Illegal Body Cavity Searches

NY City has admitted to illegally strip searching people who committed minor offenses. The searched are starting a class action lawsuit.

A hand in the hiney for jaywalking? Touche!

LewisC

Video: Teengirl Gets Pepper Sprayed

Check out this video of a teen girl getting pepper sprayed by a copy. She was out after curfew and put up a passive/aggressive resistance. Finally after biting the cop, he smacks her and then pepper sprays here.

I have to say that I think the cop showed a lot of patience.

Watch the video from Breibart.comn

Secessionists Make Strange Bedfellows

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

What does New England and the South have in common? You might say nothing but you would be wrong. In this article Secessionists meeting in Tennessee, we learn that New Englanders and Southerners all hate the US Government.

"It doesn't matter if our next president is Condoleeza (Rice) or Hillary (Clinton), it is going to be grim," said Naylor, adding that there are secessionist movements in more than 25 states, including Hawaii, Alaska, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Texas.

You might wonder how well these two groups of people get along. I know I might wonder that.

"What is remarkable and really astounding about this situation is we see people and institutions who are supposedly on the progressive left rubbing shoulders with bona fide white supremacists," Potok said.

Of course, in this context, the "progressive left" are actually socialists and communists.

So, racists have joined ranks with the socialists to create a new country? I think I'll stick with the current setup.

Someone is Having a Deram, er, I Mean, Draem