Man spends night face down in poo

Septic tank snares D.M. man

A man fell into his septic and became lodged face down when he tried to fix a blockage. His wife later saw his feet poking up in the air and called rescuers.

As the only person to spend a full day with his face in human feces, he may be the only person in the US really qualified to vote in the 2008 presidential elections.

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A New Definition of Dog Food

A guy's dog was stolen to make dinner. Yep, not a pretty thought. Fido brand dog food? Fido brand people food?

ECO Warrior Sterlizes Herself

From the Daily Mail, Meet the women who won't have babies - because they're not eco friendly.

This woman had an abortion, and eventually found a doctor to sterlize her, because "Every person who is born uses more food, more water, more land, more fossil fuels, more trees and produces more rubbish, more pollution, more greenhouse gases, and adds to the problem of over-population."

I believe in birth control, but this is a little extreme. I wonder if she supports the Chinese government's methods of enforced "1 child only"?

Unfortunately, this nut job can still adopt and spread her anti-human eco crap. At least she won't be reproducing and spawning additional nut jobs.

The Magic Android Potty

It doesn't get any better than this. No really. A hiney sprayer that gets 10-15 meters? A tush warmer?



This is buttocks magic!

Toilet paper is soooooo 20th century.

When Good Scientists Go Bad

Interesting article from Fox News, Scientists Find Oldest Living Animal, Then Kill It. Scientists found a clam estimated to be between 405 and 410 years old. They realized this shortly after killing it.

"Its death is an unfortunate aspect of this work, but we hope to derive lots of information from it," postdoctoral scientist Al Wanamaker told London's Guardian newspaper. "For our work, it's a bonus, but it wasn't good for this particular animal."

I'm glad they got such a nice bonus. I guess a christmas ham wouldn't be the same.

Video: The Human (Sheep) Torch

Here is a video on CNN about a guy who made his own sheep costume for Halloween out of cotton balls and then caught on fire at a bar. Yes, he went to a place where people were smoking wearing 100% cotton and glue.

He's had skin grafts and is still having issues with burns over 45% of his body. I think there is a lesson here kiddies! Making your own sheep costume is baaaaaaaaad.

Did you see that one coming?

Coke vs Pepsi: The Throwdown!

A rivalry gone too far? Pepsi kicks Coke's ass? A pepsi driver attacks a coke driver in a Wal-Mart parking lot.



Maybe they should cut down on the caffeine.