Saturday, December 29, 2007

Man spends night face down in poo

Septic tank snares D.M. man

A man fell into his septic and became lodged face down when he tried to fix a blockage. His wife later saw his feet poking up in the air and called rescuers.

As the only person to spend a full day with his face in human feces, he may be the only person in the US really qualified to vote in the 2008 presidential elections.

LewisC

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A New Definition of Dog Food

A guy's dog was stolen to make dinner. Yep, not a pretty thought. Fido brand dog food? Fido brand people food?