Tuesday, July 8, 2008
According to this story, a woman saw a mouse and pulled out .44 caliber pistol. That's a .44 Magnum. You know, Dirty Harry? Huge. Like a cannon.
So anyway, she sees this mouse and decides to obliterate it. I mean a .44 for a mouse is like a nuclear bomb for a elephant. The bullet is almost as big as a mouse.
So let's get the facts. Was she really young? Nope, 43. Did she not have adult supervision? Nope, she was with a 42 year old man. She was in a trailer. Ahhh, the first clue. Instead of firing the gun, she dropped it. Ahhh. In my minds eye, I can see the whiskey bottle unstoppered on the vinyl-top, round, 2 chair, k-mart table that is sitting in the middle of the kitchen of this trailer.
After "it slipped", it blew a hole through her knee, ricocheted off the man's keys (which were hanging from his belt, ahh another clue), it then grazed the man's groin and then entered his pocket where it rested sleepily amongst his coinage.
Police recovered the bullet from his pocket. Much better than a recovery from the groin. Although, removing the ability to breed from these two might be a good idea. A little bleach in the gene pool.
Friday, June 6, 2008
Not that I haven't *wanted* to do something like this, but this guy has completely lost it. Not only did he just lose his job, I think his last pay check might be paying some bills. That's money he'll need a lawyer for. Let's see: assault (about 10 charges for that), vandalism, anything else?
What a nut job.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
A man fell into his septic and became lodged face down when he tried to fix a blockage. His wife later saw his feet poking up in the air and called rescuers.
As the only person to spend a full day with his face in human feces, he may be the only person in the US really qualified to vote in the 2008 presidential elections.
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Friday, November 23, 2007
This woman had an abortion, and eventually found a doctor to sterlize her, because "Every person who is born uses more food, more water, more land, more fossil fuels, more trees and produces more rubbish, more pollution, more greenhouse gases, and adds to the problem of over-population."
I believe in birth control, but this is a little extreme. I wonder if she supports the Chinese government's methods of enforced "1 child only"?
Unfortunately, this nut job can still adopt and spread her anti-human eco crap. At least she won't be reproducing and spawning additional nut jobs.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
"Its death is an unfortunate aspect of this work, but we hope to derive lots of information from it," postdoctoral scientist Al Wanamaker told London's Guardian newspaper. "For our work, it's a bonus, but it wasn't good for this particular animal."
I'm glad they got such a nice bonus. I guess a christmas ham wouldn't be the same.