Burglar Gets Freaky in the Bathroom

A drugged up guy breaks into a house and instead of stealing anything, he decides to make whoopy with various bathroom tools.

...broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.

I wonder that thing looked like? I wonder how he used it? The bottle of detergent and the glove I can use my imagination but the wooden stick? Owwww.

Lacey was arrested in December 2006 after police matched his DNA to that on the rubber glove, according to the Australian Associated Press.

I wonder where that DNA came from?