Sunday, September 16, 2007

Doing the Funky Chicken (Subtitle: Doing Coke)

A man was stopped for a traffic infraction. Turns out he had a live chicken in the trunk. And cocaine. Police Find Live Chicken in Wisconsin Man's Trunk at Traffic Stop.

The man told the officers he got the fowl from a local fast food restaurant, police Capt. James Tetzlaff said.

Good things he didn't stop for a hamburger.

Police are recommending charges including cocaine possession with intent to deliver, resisting arrest and operating while intoxicated, Tetzlaff said.

Come on! Where are the charges for the chicken! Where is PETA? Where are the McNuggets? Where is the cheese (it is wisconsin after all)?

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